thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore exQUEUEsed from saving Universes.
 

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holmesfan:

weregoingtojackson:

i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.

lol his face is like ‘i have just been given a gift’

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it was funny in 2009 it's still funny in 2014 My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore exQUEUEsed from saving Universes.

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore exQUEUEsed from saving Universes.
Depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. One time I went a whole year without writing and I stayed in bed and drank. Fuck your Bukowskisms. I want sunlight and love and running down some street I’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and I’m smiling. I want nothing to ever be bad again- and I don’t mean that I want a life free of conflict, I mean that I want a life free of meaningless conflict. Not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. There is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. My heart is stale, my prose is stale. Give me fire if you want to hurt me. Give me something I can taste. There’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where I am. There’s nothing here worth holding onto.
— By Joshua Espinoza (via fleeten)

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore exQUEUEsed from saving Universes.

aintnoshakespeare:

classic

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore exQUEUEsed from saving Universes.
 youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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 labyrinthnook:

The gesture here is quite interesting - while almost certainly posed specifically for the photo, it calls to mind the ‘Love me, fear me, and I will be your slave’ moment from the final Jareth/Sarah confrontation.

labyrinthnook:

The gesture here is quite interesting - while almost certainly posed specifically for the photo, it calls to mind the ‘Love me, fear me, and I will be your slave’ moment from the final Jareth/Sarah confrontation.

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore exQUEUEsed from saving Universes.

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bloodydeath11:

gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

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